I’m making friends!
So I have this friend in my anthro class. He’s in my lab group and is 24 and his arms are completely tattooed. He also got shot in the Middle East. He is pretty cool.
Anyway, I sat next to him in lecture today. I think he came straight from the bars because he had that frat party smell about him.
So we talk and stuff. And then he pulls out this thick stack of paper. Apparently in the five days since I had last seen him he had gotten arrested.
It was his arrest report.
He was driving under the influence. He said he had smoked like eight bowls. (Which means literally nothing to me as I do not partake in the smoking of pot. I asked my resident pot expert who confirmed that this is indeed a metric shit ton of marijuana.)
He also has the audio tapes for his arrest. He showed me that too.
How to impress girls with your arrest record.
(For the record, I don’t think he was hitting on me, but he definitely had a certain pride about it.)
Ninja edit: We also had a 15 minute long conversation about Sherlock. BFFs 5evuh.
