December 2011
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My god...
I do not know what to do with myself now that I’ve finished Merlin.
Serious issue.
yellowrocketship asked: You are tumbling again! Hooray!
Bad decisions.
So I mixed some booze into my coffee after dinner and I don’t know what I’m feeling.
My parents totally enabled me to do this as well so there’s that…
We were talking about Justin Bieber at Christmas...
Grandpa: Who the hell is Justin Bieber?
Grandma: I've pointed him out to you several times on television, Larry.
Grandpa: Oh! The queer one?!
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Thoughts.
I know he’s supposed to be totally evil and whatnot, but the kid that they got to play Mordred in Merlin is just too goddamn cute for words.
Like I want my children to be that adorable.
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Started watching Merlin...
THIS IS THE BEST SHOW EVER.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is what I’ve decided.
woop woop history final.
Lesss do this bitch.
Life GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAL!
I think that life would be pretty good if I married a Latin American soccer player.
They’re hot and they’re considered national heroes.
(I’d probably settle for European as well. They typically do well in the World Cup.)
The best idea I have ever had.
This is the best idea that I have ever had.
I want to start a youtube channel called “Arms of an Angel in inappropriate places.”
You know that song that they play during all the dead puppy commercials, right? Well, I want to take famous video clips and then put that song over the clips.
The problems is is that I don’t know how to actually do that.
If someone wants to...
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That episode of Misfits was the saddest thing I've...
If and when I die...
I would like the slideshow of my life that is played at my funeral to be set to the song “Two Weeks” by Grizzly Bear. It will be both magnificent and uplifting. Everyone will be rendered speechless with sorrow.
Thank you.
It will be a beautiful service.
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How I look on any given day.
It never ceases to amaze me how quickly I can go from my all day pajama party outfit to actual decent looking, presentable human being.
It should be a superpower.
If any male saw me right after I awoke in the morning, I would instantly lose all sexual appeal within the second.
Freezer Mac & Cheese is the most goddamn delicious...
Every time I babysit, I eat the people’s food. They have freezer mac & cheese (according to them).
It is easily the most delicious, disgusting, amazing, beautiful food ever brought into existence.
