February 2012
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And now I am hungover.
I hate everything.
But I already threw up so things should get better from here, right?
I am drunk.
And tumbling.
Can’t stop me now.
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Sometimes I wish that I didn’t try or care or anything because that way I wouldn’t get disappointed when I inevitably fail (Yes, inevitably. Failure is a part of life and it will happen to you no matter what).
Is it bad that I secretly hope that there’s a school shooting in an episode of Glee…?
And the shooter targets the whole Glee club in the middle of “Don’t Stop Believing.”
You know, someone could probably write a really good fan fic about this event.
Does anyone else want to troll pinterest with me?
Just inflect it with all the weird internet shit and scare off all the 19 year old girls pinning stuff about their weddings and dreams houses and shit.
C’mon people. We have the power to start a revolution.
interwar:
RA RA RASPUTIN LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN...
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The embarrassing moment when you confuse your Asian history TA’s name with your Asian Speech Language and Hearing Sciences TA’s name.
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“I love LA. I do. I really enjoy my time when I’m here. I feel lucky. But to...”
– Bon Iver’s Justin Vernon on Twitter today. (via stuffaboutminneapolis)
I think my tumblr is just a tiny glimpse into how...
It’s funny how you can be completely surrounded by people and yet feel incredibly alone.
so I've started watching Game of Thrones.
I like it.
I’m not Emily so the boobies don’t distract me.
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mom: why are you laughing alone in your room
I'm making friends!
So I have this friend in my anthro class. He’s in my lab group and is 24 and his arms are completely tattooed. He also got shot in the Middle East. He is pretty cool.
Anyway, I sat next to him in lecture today. I think he came straight from the bars because he had that frat party smell about him.
So we talk and stuff. And then he pulls out this thick stack of paper. Apparently in...
My ideal valentine.
My ideal valentine is the type of guy who only knows one song on the guitar. That song is “Wonderwall” by Oasis which he will play upon demand.
Naked.
Valentine's day
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Fuck.
Now I really have to write my essay.
You know you have issues when you're googling "how...
Seriously though.
How do birds have sex?
Shit Twin Cities People Say: →
tsugiri:
stuffaboutminneapolis:
Do you have any lotion? This is where they invented the Jucy Lucy. Seriously, air conditioning? Seriously? Wait, is there a snow emergency? So I think we can park on the odd…no, the even…no… It’s gotta be peak color right now It’s called a turn signal! Do you have Surly on tap? Let’s go there, I think they have Surly on tap. Come here once. Duck duck...
Things I regret.
This.
I made this for my college meme page because everyone says that the business kids are douchebags (true for the most part). Anyways, a bunch of Carlson kids and Liberal Arts kids got into a full out facebook comment brawl while I was in Anthro.
My god. People who can’t take a joke. It is funny because everyone says that the business kids are awful and douchey and they get...
